Bakery · Kelso town centre
The Dessert Diva Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at The Dessert Diva? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a bakery like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Dessert Diva. Always ask staff about allergens.
Savouries & Pasties
- Steak and kidney pie £4.10 Slow-cooked beef and kidney in thick gravy under a short, buttery pastry lid.
- Sausage rollPopular £1.30 Seasoned pork sausage meat wrapped in golden, flaky puff pastry and glazed with egg.
- Cheese and onion pastyV £3.30 Mature Cheddar, sweet onion and potato in a peppery shortcrust parcel.
- Steak bakePopular £2.40 Tender chunks of beef in rich peppery gravy, encased in layers of crisp puff pastry.
- Sausage, bean and cheese melt £2.05 Sausage, baked beans and melted cheese tucked into a golden puff pastry slice.
- Pork pie £3.65 Hand-raised hot-water crust filled with coarsely seasoned pork and savoury jelly.
- Vegetable pastyV £2.60 Carrot, peas, potato and swede, lightly spiced and baked in crimped shortcrust.
- Minced beef and onion pie £2.65 Seasoned minced beef and onion in proper gravy beneath a shortcrust lid.
Breads & Rolls
- Fruited teacakes (pack of 4)V £2.60 Soft, lightly spiced teacakes packed with currants, best split and toasted.
- Crusty cobVVG £3.05 Round, crusty white cob with a satisfying crackle and a light, airy middle.
- Split tinVVG £2.15 Classic white tin loaf with a distinctive split top and golden crust.
- Farmhouse whiteVVG £2.15 Deep, floured white loaf with a soft crumb that makes excellent toast.
- Soft white rolls (pack of 6)V £1.50 Pillowy white baps, perfect for bacon butties and packed lunches.
- Wholemeal tin loafPopularVVG £2.80 Wholesome stoneground wholemeal bread baked in a tin for easy, even slicing.
- Granary loafVVG £2.35 Malted brown loaf with chewy wheat flakes and a gently nutty flavour.
Sandwiches & Filled Rolls
- Ham salad rollPopular £3.20 Thick-cut ham with lettuce, tomato and cucumber in a soft white roll.
- Egg mayonnaise sandwichV £3.00 Free-range egg mayonnaise with cress on soft malted bread.
- Cheese and pickle sandwichV £3.35 Mature Cheddar and tangy brown pickle layered on farmhouse white.
- Tuna mayo and cucumber baguette £3.00 Flaked tuna in mayonnaise with crunchy cucumber in a fresh white baguette.
- Hot bacon rollPopular £3.60 Grilled back bacon in a soft floured bap, served warm with your choice of sauce.
- Coronation chicken sandwich £3.75 Chicken in a mild, fruity curried mayonnaise on soft white bread.
Cream Cakes & Buns
- Fresh cream doughnutPopularV £1.50 Sugared yeast doughnut split and filled with whipped cream and strawberry jam.
- Cream hornV £2.00 Crisp puff pastry cone filled with jam and a generous swirl of fresh cream.
- Belgian bunV £1.50 Sweet sultana swirl topped with white icing and a bright glacé cherry.
- Cream sliceV £1.80 Layers of puff pastry, jam and cream finished with a crisp icing top.
- Jam doughnutV £1.50 Classic ring-free doughnut rolled in sugar with a raspberry jam centre.
Traybakes, Tarts & Biscuits
- Eccles cakeV £1.75 Flaky pastry round packed with buttery spiced currants and sprinkled with sugar.
- Viennese whirlV £2.20 Melt-in-the-mouth piped biscuits sandwiched with buttercream and raspberry jam.
- Rocky roadV £2.10 Chocolate, crushed biscuit, marshmallow and cherries set into a chunky square.
- Golden syrup flapjackPopularV £1.45 Chewy oat bar baked with butter and golden syrup until caramelised at the edges.
- Lemon drizzle sliceV £2.85 Moist lemon sponge soaked in sharp lemon syrup with a crunchy sugar crust.
Ordering tips for The Dessert Diva
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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